Classics & Bloopers
-from Real Resumes
Just to show we have a sense of
humour. We've seen all of these personally!
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Education: |
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Diploma in Pig Husbandry |
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Job Titles: |
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Beetle Prober
YARD GOAT DRIVER
TOWN TRUCK DRIVER
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Fax Glitches: |
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Good at losing sales (streak through fax deleted the "c") |
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Typos: |
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SUPERVISOR DAY NIGHT SHIT OF PERSONNEL |
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Grammar
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Dear President:
I already send my biography for you and i was just telling i am very hard worker and fast learner and i promis if you accept me i can show myself very fast and will be one of the best personal in you business. I am ready to have all of my time in this job.
In my spare time, I like to cook (or bake) and have been doing so since I was three years old, sew and design clothes (including my grad dress), go for a walk jog or a bike ride, occasionally I like to go to the theatre, but usually I wait till it comes on video because I hate sticky floors, and spending time with my family.
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Salesperson/Cashier:
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soled shoes and stocking boxes |
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tagged shoes with prizes and codes |
I really appreciate if you'll answering to me, why DO NOT?? PLEASE!!!Tank You!!!
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I have well designing and computer skills. I ever did sales representive for about 4 years. For further details, please refer to my resume. the references are viailable if request. *** |
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I have mechanical skills on my right hand and computer skills on my left hand, both are strong. I can take your work well
effictively and efficiently done with my skills, If you give me a chance to do one week / moth volunteer, I can show you I am the right person you want. *** |
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Best Last Name: |
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RAZAFIMANDIMBIMANANA (That's 20 letters long—wow!) |
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